where to begin? 

Quote of the Night: "I felt pretty good about the fact that I was walking past bars, feeling kind of drunk, and they weren't even open yet." -- Frodo, on walking to the grocery store the first time for Guinness around 5 PM

Wow. Did you know the liquor store is for sale? I was talking to the guy in there and he was telling me it was and saying how he has the best real estate agency in the country so it won’t be long now before they sell. 

Did you ever wake up the next morning, and just find yourself kind of speechless about the night before? That's how I feel about all of last night.

Florida and I went to the grocery store at 2 PM yesterday and splurged on liquor. I walked out with $160 worth. I'm not sure how much she spent. So far, the favorites by far are the Just Desserts Creme Brulee and Chocolate Chip Cookie. Seriously, try them, they're awesome (just stick 'em in your freezer first, or sip on the rocks). They both beat Bailey's, hands-down. Truly tasty.

By 3:30, we were mixing up White Russians. We called up everybody still in town, and by 4:30, were making pina coladas, gin & tonics, daquiris, and more white russians for the crew.

At 5:50, Frodo made the first round of Irish Car Bombs of the night. Although all 7 or 8 of us drank that first round, the fact that 3 or 4 people alone went through two 6-packs of Guinness and a bottle of Bailey's helps to explain the rest of the evening, I think. I stuck mostly to the gin & tonics and white russians, but I know Frodo by himself had 7 car bombs.

The Catholic was passed out cold on our couch by 8. She'd made herself two gin and tonics in a hi-ball glass that were about 50/50 gin/tonic, maybe more like 60/40. Combine that with 2 car bombs, and the fact that she might weigh 90 pounds soaking wet, and-- you understand.

The rest of the night... there's a lot I can't talk about because it simply would be inappropriate. As to that business, let's just say, it got rrrreal interesting up in this bitch. Our new apartment motto just might be, "What happens in this apartment, stays in this apartment." That's all I'm going to say about that-- there are just certain things that I don't feel comfortable broadcasting about other people.